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If you answer YES to more than three of the following, you may be a horse-aholic. :)

• Can you say “sheath” in public without blushing?
• Do you drive a big truck with a towing package when everyone else drives a real car?

• You cluck to your car when you go up a hill.
• Your horse’s hair is in better condition than your own.
• You refer to your car as “my portable tack room.”
• You are excited when your friend tells you there is a huge sale at the ‘bridle shop,’ then you are disappointed when you realize they mean the ‘bridal shop.’

• There is no such thing as a sterile barn cat
• No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off
• The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks, and need the vet at least once a month
• A horse’s misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching
• Your favorite tack always gets chewed on, and your new blanket gets torn
• Tack you hate will never wear out; blankets you hate cannot be destroyed
• Horses that annoy you cannot be sold and will outlive you
• Clipper blades will become dull when your horse is half clipped
• If you approach within 50 feet of your barn in clean clothes, you will get dirty
• The number of horses you own will increase to the number of stalls in your barn
• Your barn will fall down without baling twine
• Hoof picks always run away from home
• If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury
• If you are winning, then quit, because there is only one way to go.